THATS what I have been upto lately!

Ok, so I am currently unemployed (not out of choice, mind you!), am not in possesion of my passport and I am going to maintain status quo (not out of choice, mind you!) for the next month or so.
I have to do something with my time...I decide to do nothing. No, its not entirely a case of 'Garfiedlitis'. Somewhat, but not entirely. There are countless reasons why I am doing nothing. For one, the outside temperature is inversely proportional to my motivation to 'go get 'em!' Which reminds me...I HATE that phrase! 'Go get 'em!' Get fucking WHOM?! Who should I GET?! And why the fuck would I to GET them?!! I dont want to get THEM I want to get something else! I want to get a stash of cash which replenishes itself and I want a Mushroom house mansion (it's a childhood fantasy) where the minimum qualification required for butlers and house staff would be a stint as models for Playboy. I want to own the world's first Air cruise liner. I want to get to White House and personally kick Bush and Condi on their backsides. I want to teach Kofi Anan a thing or two about assertiveness and self-respect. I want to produce a puppet show starring Tony and Manmohan Singh. And at the end of the day I want to wait for Sohail with a hot meal and a warm smile as he comes home after a hard day's work.

Which reminds me, there IS someone I want to get ;)